Als alter Illuminaten-Fan konnte ich mir diese freundliche Einladung natürlich unmöglich entgehen lassen, die uns gestern in den Kommentarbereich flatterte:

Ja – ich will!

Meine diesbezügliche Korrespondenz mit „Roberto“ begann heute Morgen um 10.15 Uhr und endete (meinerseits zumindest) um 18.11 Uhr nach der dreißigsten Mail.

Kein Witz.

So lange hat es tatsächlich gedauert, bis „Roberto“ endlich damit herausrückte, was er eigentlich will. Geld natürlich. Das Ganze ist – Vorsicht Spoiler! – ein Vorschussbetrug.

Aber ein besonders bizarrer.

Der Reihe nach: Zunächst belehrte „Roberto“ mich über den heiligen Ernst der Angelegenheit:

You must know that when you are a member of the brotherhood,there is no going back, if you try to go back,that means you will be bringing death to yourself??“

Ich natürlich sage todesmutig zu, woraufhin mir eine, äh, eigentümliche Version der Illuminaten-Historie zuteil wird:

The illuminati trace their origins back thousands of years to their conception as a result of the genetic inbreeding between a reptilian extraterrestrial race and humanity.  Their modern origin, however, traces back to the 1760s and a man named Adam Weishaupt, who defected from the Catholic church and organized the illuminati, financed by the International Bankers.

Since then, according to the illuminati, their top goal has been to achieve a “one world government” and to subjugate all religions and governments in the process.  The illuminati thus attribute all wars since the French Revolution as having been fomented by them in their pursuit of their goals.“

Gut, das mit den außerirdischen Reptilien und der „one world government“ und den Kriegen war mir neu. Aber Adam Weishaupt gab es immerhin wirklich. Also wird da schon was dran sein, was „Roberto“ mir erzählt.

Ich heuchele Begeisterung. Und endlich wird’s spannend.

Denn jetzt macht „Roberto“ mir ein Angebot, das ich nicht ablehnen kann. Ich habe die Wahl zwischen

The illuminati give out four things, you have to make your choice“

• Wealth: Illuminati the abundance of valuable resources or valuable material possessions. This includes long-term prosperlity. Be extradinary from the rest.
• Fame: Join us and become internationally recoginzed, renown good reputation, don’t be affraid to tap the world on your shoulders and fingertips. Be known by everyone .
• Power: Illuminati is one of the most powerful families, join us today and become one of the most powerful people in the world, with us you have the ability to act or produce an effect
• Money: Money is not an issue with us, join us today and kick out your financial problems. Your Finacial welfare is our aim. With us you financially free and stable.“

IF you want all you can choose all if you wish.“

All i need now is for you to be honest and respectful to me as your father“

• You must be over the age of 20 to make your own decision
• You must be able to remain faithful and loyal to the brotherhood(Strictly)
• You must be aware that your name must sound in the list of Celebrities and super-rich people
• share no secret with anyone,not even your wife or mother, because we are watching … don’t look for what you can’t see.

From today onwards i accept baphomet as my personal lord and savior From today on wards i give my loyalty, trust & obedience to my God baphomet.

I will always obey the brotherhood no matter what happens I owe the brotherhood my life. Any day i decide to disobey the brotherhood, may this oath that binds us together strike me dead

Note: these words are highly spiritual and effective this is what binds you and our God remember there is no going back after saying these words.“

In-total all these items its going to cost you the total amount of 230€ above for your initiation rituals which will be done by me, i know you would be wondering why you have to send this money but, this is the most important part of becoming a member your money is the means were we can connect with you spiritually that’s why its highly compulsory you send it ok so whats your conclusion and date of transaction, for the rituals rites?“

Da ich gerade keine Lösung dafür parat habe, lasse ich diese Mail unbeantwortet. Es vergehen keine zehn Minuten, bis „Roberto“ sich wieder meldet:

The first initiation will take place here in the temple while the second initiation will be done in your house, we will send  one of our Grand master that is close to you there ,to do you the second initiation ok.“

• Bernd Harder: Und was haben die Illuminaten damit zu tun? Alles! MIZ 4/2013
• Das geheime Manifest der Illuminaten – eine Sensation? GWUP-Blog am 11. Juni 2014
• Illuminati: Erleuchtete oder Dunkelmänner? GWUP-Blog am 20. Mai 2009
• Illuminati in Ingolstadt: Alles nur Fantasie? GWUP-Blog am 27. August 2009
• Das Rätsel der “Illuminatendecke”, GWUP-Blog am 21. August 2014
• Die Illuminaten in Ingolstadt, GWUP-Blog am 26. August 2014